Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Sideburns and Lambchops

Sideburns — and their more ambitious cousin, the lambchop (or “mutton chop”) — have mostly disappeared from the modern landscape. In 2026, facial hair is curated and controlled. Fifty years ago, it was allowed to roam. They framed the cheekbones, sharpened the jaw, and announced the face before the man even spoke.

There were distinctions. Standard sideburns stopped politely at the earlobe, while lambchops had bigger ambitions, pushing toward the jaw and sometimes meeting the mustache, leaving the chin as a curious little island of skin. They weren’t just fashion — they carried a hint of rebellion. Schools and businesses posted rules against them, which only made them more appealing.


Image 1 - Tico Patterson



Image 2 - Santonio Holmes aka Claude



Image 3 - Demetrius



Image 4 - Jean-Luc Dufferin



Image 5 - Robert Fuller



Image 6 - Serge Jacobs



Image 7 - Bob Locklin



Image 8 - Guy McCoy



Image 9 - Tiger



Image 10 - Frank Trigner



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Sideburns and Lambchops

Sideburns — and their more ambitious cousin, the lambchop (or “mutton chop”) — have mostly disappeared from the modern landscape. In 2026, f...